1. Boyfried's first time flying a gummi ship, constantly firing cannons:

    1. Boyfriend: Nothing is blowing up.
    2. Me: That's because you have terrible aim.
    3. Boyfriend: ...
    4. Me: Except for when it comes to walls and asteroids! You've run into every one of them!
    5. Boyfriend: ....................
     
  2. He named his raft the Black Pearl. Or, he would have if he’d won the race. It’s okay though, nobody can win a race against Riku. Too cute.

    Also, THIS WORLD HAS BEEN CONNECTED. TIED TO THE DARKNESS. SOON TO BE COMPLETELY ECLIPSED.

     
    1. Sora: hey i just met you
    2. Sora: and this is crazy
    3. Sora: but I am going to help you with
    4. Sora: every
    5. Sora: single
    6. Sora: little
    7. Sora: problem
    8. Sora: you have, even though I have my own best friends to save
     
  3. Ideas that will not leave me alone:

    Kingdom Heartstuck.  Because Sora and John are essentially the SAME PERSON.  Such big doofs.  Also because Rose would fight the same struggle Riku fights with his whole “Oh, no, I thought the darkness was giving me strength but now it has consumed me!” deal.  Also because why the hell not, right?  Kingdom Hearts is essentially Nomura’s crossover fanfic anyway, I’d just be adding another layer.

    Also, just a regular old Kingdom Hearts fanfic idea I’ve been bullshitting around with for a while, essentially some kid movies that couldn’t be used in KH that I think should be canon, so why not write it myself, right?  Maybe I can even just squish this in with Kingdom Heartstuck, and it will be a giant mess of crossovers.  Yay writing nonsense!!

    Also there’s this GamTav fic that will probably be super Sadstuck, but it sounds so sweet, I think I just gotta.  We’ll see.  Anyway.  Dunno who I’m talking to.  Or why.  But there ya go.